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We’re back with Episode Five of Jean-Claude Van Damme’s Behind Closed Doors reality series. JCVD and his family meet up for Christmas. But before that can happen, he has to kick someone in the face. Was it on purpose or an accident? Tune in to find out! As always, if you wish to support us, […]

JCVD finds himself in Dubai to promote a movie marathon on NBC Action. Oh yeah, he’s also going to fight a 38 year old in the ring (spoilers: he doesn’t). He’s feeling out of shape but one visit to his old karate coach will turn him around! Check out Jeff and John’s review of Episode […]

Jeff and John continue watching one of the greatest reality television shows ever! It’s Van Damme’s 50th birthday – and what better way to celebrate it than by hanging out with a Ukrainian billionaire and eating caviar? Check out the review of Episode 2 now! As always, if you wish to support us, check out […]

We finally are doing it! Jeff and John sit down to review JCVD’s reality television show! Here’s a review of Episode One – Lucky. As always, if you wish to support us, check out our Patreon Page. You can also head over to our TeePublic store and get yourself a sweet shirt! If you do your shopping on Amazon, […]

It’s Episode 100!! Jeff and John are back and what better way than to review Van Damme’s newest film?! Well, we tried to get Van Damme on the show but that didn’t happen.  That would have been better. But that’s okay. This is the next best thing. Either way, thank you for sticking with us […]

Which movies would you pick if you could take Van Damme and place him in any role? This is the idea that Jeff and John came up with and decided to make a whole episode based on it. The guys take a look at some famous roles with Van Damme playing the part. You’re gonna […]

You thought we were done with Timecop, didn’t you? Well, you’re wrong! We’re back and then we’ll be done with Timecop after this episode! Jeff and John take on Jason Scott Lee’s Timecop 2: The Berlin Decision! And it’s not really about Hitler…well, it is but it isn’t. Enjoy! Watch the trailer below:

It’s here! This is our review for episode three of the hit Amazon Video series, Jean-Claude Van Johnson. But you already knew that. However, there is something new. This is the first time we do not have any audio from a television or movie series play in the beginning and end. Our apologies but that’s […]

We’ve been waiting for this treasure for such a long time. The movie that made people go, “Wow, I didn’t know he could do that.” That’s right, we’re talking about JCVD today! Join Jeff and John as they review this 2008 gem involving a “washed-up” Van Damme trying to get custody of his child all […]

Welcome back! It’s perfect timing that we review a movie about school right when the school year starts (at least here in Michigan). That’s right, we’re taking on 2006’s Heist School! This is a Turkish film where Van Damme plays a minor role – and since we weren’t able to get subtitles on the film, […]