Episode 85: Michigan vs. Michigan State
Lino vs. Barstool
Dear Dave, you still ain’t called or wrote, I hope you have a chance
I ain’t mad, I just think it’s fucked up you don’t answer fans.
Lino stopped by to talk about how he’s “Barstool-free.” If you’re not familiar with Barstool Sports, just imagine if I joined forces with The Onion to talk about sports. Lino’s animosity towards Barstool Sports, namely Dave Portnoy (whoever the fuck that is). Portnoy does something where he reviews pizza in various cities — I don’t exactly know how he became an authority on pizza. He has no credentials in the culinary world. He ain’t Action Bronson.
Lino suggested Buddy’s Pizza in Dearborn, Michigan for Portnoy’s next review as he’d be in town for the Michigan/Michigan State game this weekend (Portnoy’s a U of M grad, which brings this episode/blog full circle). Good Ol’ DP didn’t bother to respond to our boy, but he certainly got the message loud and clear as he went to Buddy’s Pizza in Dearborn. If you want to watch the review, go ahead, I will literally never watch this.
— Dave Portnoy (@stoolpresidente) October 6, 2017
Teens give each other CTE for giant statue of Paul Bunyan
The Michigan/Michigan State rivalry is an integral part of being a Michigander. You’re kind of forced into picking a side growing up. I was a Michigan guy because my dad was a Michigan fan and my brother went to school there. I partied more at Michigan than I did when I attended Wayne State. That’s even more bizarre given that I was in high school for every single party I attended at U of M. Of course, Michigan fans/students can be absolute tools. Something about them is just so smug, so arrogant…so punchable. I’m not an MSU guy by any means, but several of my closest friends are MSU fans. I have a saying that tidies up this contradiction:
I cheer for The Wolverines, but I’d rather have beer with the Spartans.
Seriously, Michigan students are total dicks. My brother’s got a handful of friends that can totally catch these hands.Next Episode: Episode 86: Action Figures & Stomach Acid
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